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“Educated”

 
       
 
Oct 11, 2005, 01:57 PM

Here’s a fun little one I wrote this morning.  Hope you enjoy!

“Educated”

When I was just a young man
Way back in high school
I fell for this little girl
She thought that I was cool
I thought she was the one
Yeah, the woman of my dreams
‘Till she started messing around
With the whole damn football team

I’m educated
The bachelor of pain
I’m educated
The master of this game
Yeah, I’m educated
But I need some relief
You see I’m educated with a PhD in grief

I was off to college
And thought that I was smart
I met this pretty nerdy girl
And she stole my heart
Right after graduation
I got down on one knee,
But when I popped the question
All she did was laugh at me.

I’m educated
The bachelor of pain
I’m educated
The master of this game
Yeah, I’m educated
But I need some relief
You see I’m educated with a PhD in grief

Well I thought that I got lucky
When I found me a wife
When she said “yes I do”
I thought it was for life
But I came home early one day
And walked in the door
And there was my wife and be friend
Making hay in the kitchen floor

I’m educated
The bachelor of pain
I’m educated
The master of this game
Yeah, I’m educated
But I need some relief
You see I’m educated with a PhD in grief

I think I’ll just sit right here
By myself and cry
At least until the next pretty thing
Happens to pass by

Cause I’m educated
The bachelor of pain
Oh I’m educated
The master of this game
Yeah, I’m educated
But I need some relief
You see I’m educated with a PhD in grief

 
     
eric stewart Joined Sep 30, 2005
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Oct 11, 2005, 11:50 PM

I guess no one likes this one too much.  Oh well I’ll try again tomorrow.

Eric

 
     
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Oct 12, 2005, 05:36 AM

Eric, you write some really cool stuff. I like it. lol…........

 
     
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