Lonely….

 
       
 
Feb 12, 2018, 05:00 PM

I’m angry and mean, there’s no in between
I’m a right wing conservative man
Homosexuals hate me, feminists rake me
Over the coals when they can

I don’t have many friends, I’m not bound to the trends
A fly on the wall has more life
I’m no fun at all, except when I fall
It’s true, just ask my wife

But I’m glad to know my faith’s rewarded
Despite what the left has reported

And my love life just seems to grow colder
But I’ll never show it
Cause’ I’m having an affair with Ann Coulter
But she doesn’t know it…........ :)

 
     
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Feb 13, 2018, 02:09 PM

Oh come on Gavin, this is hilarious and you know it!!!

 
     
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Feb 14, 2018, 10:55 PM

Me thinks Gavin needs another prayer-eth.  Oh yeah, it is pretty dern funny, I like it.  Heller, is anybody out there.

Music is an international language, say it with a song.

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Feb 15, 2018, 11:47 AM

Why isn’t anyone praying for me?!?  :)

 
     
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Feb 15, 2018, 08:33 PM

the last two lines inspired a genuine LOL. really pulled the whole thing together.

i hear country twang all over this.

do it.

 
     
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Feb 17, 2018, 09:36 PM

I’m angry and mean , theres no in between
live life on the edge , like you’ve never seen

and i got a dream , i’m a dream machine
dating Anne Coulter , and she be my queen

living on the edge , a bet you can hedge
never do without , heres a meaty sledge

over and over , the past’s that I’ve seen
and miss Anne Coulter’s , always been my dream

and she look so hot , some’s better than not
take me to the edge , to see what i got


( !!! Something like that !!! )

 
     
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Feb 18, 2018, 08:37 PM

I think someone has already done that one…... :)

 
     
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Feb 24, 2018, 06:24 AM

Japov you know I am a fan of yours ,  Good voice good guitar work

However

The speed of this is far too slow it makes the start of a clever song

drag , its because we know you that we stay listening ,a stranger would

pass on it quickly when you are writing and singing humour, it’s not much

different Than the way   Stand Up Comedians Work   Delivery must be SNAPPY

and Fairly QUICK

I worked with a successful Comedy Band All Over Europe , for a number of years

so what I am suggesting is based on fact and experience

Best Wishes with it whatever you decide

Peter Kristian

 
     
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Feb 24, 2018, 09:25 AM

Thanks Pete! Yea, that’s generally what happens when I’m noodling things out initially….....
I tend to dragg lol. I really wrote this just to poke at our friend Gavin a bit but he won’t even
respond…....HA!!! Guess I did somethin’ right! :)

 
     
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